{"id":34635,"date":"2026-06-11T13:18:55","date_gmt":"2026-06-11T17:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/?post_type=cpt-programmation&#038;p=34635"},"modified":"2026-06-11T13:44:13","modified_gmt":"2026-06-11T17:44:13","slug":"departement-des-retours","status":"publish","type":"cpt-programmation","link":"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/programmation\/departement-des-retours\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9partement des retours"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Surconsommation \u00b7 Coop\u00e9ration \u00b7 Acrobaties<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Des s\u0153urs jumelles vous accueillent au D\u00e9partement des retours, l\u00e0 o\u00f9 on inspecte la marchandise que les consommateur\u00b7rice\u00b7s m\u00e9content\u00b7e\u00b7s ont retourn\u00e9e au magasin. Avec amour du travail, elles traitent les plaintes comme on ouvre des bo\u00eetes de bonbons. Sur leur convoyeur, elles d\u00e9couvrent toutes sortes d&rsquo;objets dysfonctionnels et d&rsquo;erreurs de fabrication. Peu \u00e0 peu, la tentation de jouer avec la marchandise s\u2019empare d&rsquo;elles, mais les objets n&rsquo;ont pas dit leur dernier mot!\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theatrelarubrique.tuxedobillet.com\/main\/departement-des-retours\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-34619 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-300x101.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-300x101.png 300w, https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-1024x346.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-768x260.png 768w, https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-1536x519.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-2048x692.png 2048w, https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-480x162.png 480w, https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/app\/uploads\/2025\/03\/billetterie-bouton-800x270.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":34636,"template":"","class_list":["post-34635","cpt-programmation","type-cpt-programmation","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","programmation-compagnie-les-soeurs-kif-kif","programmation-categorie-4-ans-et"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/cpt-programmation\/34635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/cpt-programmation"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/cpt-programmation"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theatrelarubrique.com\/theatre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}